{"product_id":"fuck-you-lamp","title":"Fuck You Lamp","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold and cheeky design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– shaped like a hand giving the middle finger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColour-changing light\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– three levels of white plus one rainbow mode\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft-touch silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– squeezable and fun to interact with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSB rechargeable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– charging cable included, required USB charger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-minute timer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– auto shut-off feature to save power\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e6-hour battery life\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– long-lasting glow between charges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeigh\u003c\/strong\u003et 21cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Shaped like a hand giving the middle finger, this bold and cheeky lamp makes a statement while lighting up your room with colourful flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from soft-touch silicone, the lamp is not just fun to look at—it’s interactive too. Squeeze the hand to cycle through four colour modes, including three white light levels and a vibrant rainbow effect. Whether you're setting the mood, breaking the ice, or just expressing yourself in your own unique way, this lamp delivers equal parts humour and ambience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSB rechargeable and portable, it’s the perfect rebellious accessory for bedrooms, desks, or as an unexpected conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Brown \u0026 Co Wellington","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47400347599004,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0343\/4977\/6940\/files\/Untitled_design_-_2026-08-14T160655.293.png?v=1786680483","url":"https:\/\/brownandco.co.nz\/products\/fuck-you-lamp","provider":"Brown \u0026 Co Wellington","version":"1.0","type":"link"}